WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



folkestone iron 2:35 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Stranded 12:39 Thu Jun 8

absolutely

monto 2:24 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Pick your nose your head will cave in.

Swiss. 2:10 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
cornish

There might be something in the apple pips thing as they contain cyanide.

Don't pull a funny face as if the wind changes it will stay that way. You only need to look at Gavros and Lee Trundle to see this could well be true.

Far Cough 1:41 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Don't tell lies or your pants will catch fire

cornish 1:39 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Don't eat the pips of the Apple as a tree will grow inside you,don't swallow chewing gum as it will wind around your insides.don't pick your nose as your head will cave in.

Lertie Button 12:47 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Never mix the grape and the grain - which is probably why you don't have raisins on toast or grape sandwiches

Stranded 12:39 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
folkestone. I'm assuming it was bullshit?

Don’t eat/buy fish on a Monday. Sound advice. As back then, when everywhere still closed on Sundays, it had most likely been sitting there for at least two days.

Swiss. 12:20 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Don't iron a shirt naked.

Don't put your phone in the top shirt pocket.

Don't have a curry at 11pm after drinking 6 pints of lager. Although we all do it.

Drinkig Vodka never gives you a hangover...right

HairyHammer 12:19 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Never drink water when exhausted after running, Never eat Fish and drink milk.
Both are not true by the way.

Coffee 11:46 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
FC

In your pocket...

Far Cough 11:45 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Never run with a pair of scissors

folkestone iron 11:31 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
that Marlboro story lead me to the website snopes.com

looks like I've got enough distraction from there to keep me away from the election chat for today and tomorrow

Aalborg Hammer 11:20 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
When my son was 4 and while sitting on a very quiet Central Line train (on our way to UP) sitting opposite an old Muslim fella ,he exclaimed "Never,ever trust a man with a beard!!!" He'd got that from his grandmother so I s'pose it's an Old Wives' tale

Toe Rag 11:14 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
I'm Multi tasking coffee.

Posting from the thunderbox.

Stranded 11:08 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
stoneman 10:06

I did that once when I was a little kid, early 1970s. Though it may have been Bazooka Joe or Golden Nuggets, bubble gum, both of which I was very partial to. You don't want to know the messy details of what happened as a result. But I can assure you, it's not an old wives tale.

More old school playground tales than old wives tales, but does anyone remember when Polo mints, tight jeans, and menthol cigarettes where all supposed to make you sterile?

Another prominent playground claim, around our way at least, was that one (ONE!) JPS Special was enough to make your lungs bleed.

Oh, and if you knew where to look you could find three K's hidden on a Marlboro packet, as they were owned by the Ku Klux Klan.

Sven Roeder 10:21 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Don't go swimming until at least (insert random time period) after you have eaten.

Unless you are a shark presumably

Coffee 10:19 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Toe Rag 10:18 Thu Jun 8

But between your always laudable posts, have you been running back and forward to the toilet?

Toe Rag 10:18 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Well I had ice cream and stewed plums (same fucking bowl I might add) and I'm alive and posting bollocks on here less than 24 hours later.

stoneman 10:06 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
When I was a kid I was told never to swallow chewing gum as it is bad for you, always worried me when I inadvertently swallowed it!

kenyahammer 10:04 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
And the fruits in question are grapes, mangos and strawberries

Lily Hammer 10:02 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
This one depends on whether the fruit in question has good or bad AIDS.

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